PRODUCER: Ah, there you are, my boy. Have a seat. Have a cigar. Or better
yet, get out of my office.
from "The Adventures of Hansel and Gretel in the Fourth Dimension"
If you're interested in producing any of these scripts, please get in touch with me via our contact page. I reserve all rights to the listed texts and they cannot be produced without prior permission and royalty arrangement, for which my standard request is usually five percent of all box office receipts. I am, however, delighted to negotiate, based on a number of factors (ticket price, number of seats/performances, et cetera).
The Camelot Cycle
These plays reflect a lifelong obsession with Arthurian legend, and the body of medieval texts surrounding them, adapting the stories into a variety of different settings, styles, and genres. I see them as existing in, perhaps, the same kind of imaginative space, if not exactly the same continuity. They are self-contained and can be performed in isolation from each other.
The Rise of the General: An Arthurian Dream
The Camelot Cycle (excerpts from all of the above)
The Pennerverse Plays
These plays are largely dialogue-driven situation comedies featuring Penner Theologius Pott, an anxiety-ridden writer who obsesses over the deconstruction of language, and the foibles of his bumbling brothers.