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PRODUCER: Ah, there you are, my boy. Have a seat. Have a cigar. Or better yet, get out of my office.
PENNER: Excuse me, sir?
PRODUCER: You miserable excuse for a writer! People wouldn't listen to your plays if we broadcast them on the radio! Where's that script you promised me?
PENNER: Well, actually, sir, it's interesting that you should ask about that, since I've run into some, ah, complexities in the artistic process...
PRODUCER: I'm not paying you for "artistic process," I'm paying you for something I can produce!

from "The Adventures of Hansel and Gretel in the Fourth Dimension"

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The Camelot Cycle


These plays reflect a lifelong obsession with Arthurian legend, and the body of medieval texts surrounding them, adapting the stories into a variety of different settings, styles, and genres. I see them as existing in, perhaps, the same kind of imaginative space, if not exactly the same continuity. They are self-contained and can be performed in isolation from each other.

The Rise of the General: An Arthurian Dream
Broceliande: The Death of Merlin
Milton and Viv
The Valley of Love
The Risible Rise of Sir Dagonet the Fool
The Tragicall Historye of Launcelot and Guenever
Camelot is Crumbling: An Arthurian Nightmare

The Camelot Cycle (excerpts from all of the above)

The Pennerverse Plays


These plays are largely dialogue-driven situation comedies featuring Penner Theologius Pott, an anxiety-ridden writer who obsesses over the deconstruction of language, and the foibles of his bumbling brothers.

The Adventures of Hansel and Gretel in the Fourth Dimension
All Rights Reserved: A Libertarian Rage
The Choice of Achilles
Penner vs. the Hydra: A Comedy of Many Loves

Miscellaneous Comedies


The Hunting of the Snark: An Agony in Eight Fits
Norseplay: The Musical Adventures of Loki and Thor
Warrior Needs Food, Badly: The Journey to America