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Get Thee Behind Me, Santa

an inexcusably filthy children's spoken-word farce for adults only


“I leaned back in my chair and tried to wash away the
uncomplicated flavors of shame, bile, and monkey spit.”

- Get Thee Behind Me, Santa

Audience Praise for Get Thee Behind Me, Santa


"While walking back to the train after seeing this show, I heard some guys on the corner yelling about how we needed to repent from our weed smoking and lesbian lifestyles, among other things. It felt oddly fitting."

"I laughed, I got lost, I pondered, I found the path, laughed again, thought some more. There was a little bit of everything. And I mean that in a good way. 5 stars..."

"...laughed her can off in sheer admiration of your talented madness."

"You really did knock it out of the park..."

About the Show


It’s December 21st, 2012, and something’s gone terribly wrong with the timeline. Now it’s up to Saint Nicholas, a soft-boiled detective, and an unknown carpenter’s son named Jesus of Nazareth to set things right in this giddily blasphemous ensemble storytelling show by internationally touring storyteller phillip andrew bennett low!

WARNING: May contain mature language, as well as immature and insensitive humor regarding genitalia, flatulence, regurgitation, sex, drugs, rock and roll, lies, videotape, duct tape, tapeworms, subversion of ethnic stereotypes, fulfilment of ethnic stereotypes, hate culture, rape culture, ape culture, horticulture, and/or a general posture of deep reverence for deep irreverence. Not for the faint of heart or stomach.



Order the comic fantasy novella upon which the show was based!