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Indecision Now! A Libertarian Rage


phillip’s quotes

"And I thought, y’know, I mean…this is crazy. I mean, the only thing that determines what country you belong to is where you happened to be born? What is a country, anyway? It’s not, y’know, “purple mountain’s majesty” or “fruited plains,” whatever the hell that means. I mean, America isn’t a place, it’s an ideal. It could happen in the Sahara Desert and still be America. For that matter, I’m the child of immigrants. My father’s lived and worked in this country for the past three decades. And he’s somehow more or less American than some redneck who uses Osama bin Laden for toilet paper? How the hell do you measure something like that?"— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

National Praise for phillip andrew bennett low


"...dark and passionate...thought-provoking theater..."
- Time Out Chicago

"...Low has a hell of an ear for language. Those are some downright beautiful sentences...the guy gives good aural."
- Washington City Paper

"...a scream (sometimes literally) for critical thought and intellectual clarity...surely not lacking in original, brainy tones."
- Minneapolis City Pages

"Writer Phillip Low is a talented man with a gift for caustic monologues. But he also has a crazed sense of humor..."
- Kansas City Stage

"Liberation through extreme tastelessness may be Low's most powerful self-help prescription. His precursor in this mode is Paul Krassner..."
- Jay Harvey Upstage (Indianapolis)

"...a healthy blend of outrage and amusement...American political system - SMASH!"
Tolucan Times (Los Angeles)

"hey you pieces of shit. that was the most fagasious shit i have even witnessed in my entire life. you call yourselves actors, ha, I call you fucking, faggot, china call your selves playwrights? who the fuck do you think you are coming to my city? seriously?...fuck you! seriously? why don't you fuckers go back to china where you belong and wright shit plays for them instead...chink, gook, honkey, chinese piece of shit cong! come back soon we miss you already! NOT!"
- anonymous e-mail

About the Book


It's time. It's just the time for an irreverent collection of stories, jokes, sketches, rants, poems, and essays by libertarian activist and internationally touring storyteller phillip andrew bennett low!

It's time for you to pull up a chair, down some whiskey*, laugh, get angry, and tip your servers**.

He'll be sprawled out on your bookshelf as long as you let him stay.

It's time for some verbosity.

It's time for some rage.

It's time for some Indecision Now.

* whiskey not provided
** not necessarily in this order

Upcoming Events


No events currently scheduled. Correct this grievous state of affairs!



The book is available from a variety of places online: I get the largest cut of the sale if you order it from Lulu, though I would appreciate it if any reviews were left on Amazon. (Sincerely, I would, whether you loved it, hated it, had any kind of emotional or intellectual response -- there's nothing worse than dead silence.) If you're a retailer interested in carrying the copies of the book on your shelves, they're available wholesale from Ingram.

I have a similarly-themed full-cast sketch comedy CD, available from Amazon and iTunes.



I have some clips of myself performing excerpts from the book on a YouTube playlist.


I am available for and delighted to do any combination of readings, signings, workshops, and/or question-and-answer sessions -- if you're interested, drop me a line!

Read the political blog that played a critical role in the book's gestation!

I have also published a comic fantasy novella!